The Candle Company Sandalwood Incense Sticks & Holder

Cheap as chips, and decent toilet fresheners. I wouldn't use them for much else, but for lighting up in the toilet after doing a nasty, they work fine. Also OK for keeping the flies away when eating out in the garden. 60 sticks and a wooden holder for 99p - can't be bad. As long as you're not expecting something special - this is not aromatherapy, there's nothing medicinal or therapeutic here, nor will you charm the person of your dreams into bed, or impress visitors with your sophistication. Keep these to yourself. Light something a bit posher when you have friends around.

Score: 19

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